Burt Reynolds: Turd Ferguson: Yeah well, why don’t you give me, ah.. why don’tcha give me Ape Tit for $200.Alex Trebek: It’s not “Ape Tit.” It’s A Petit.. [ shakes head ] ..never mind! Let’s just go to “Animal Sounds” for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [ Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery.
Methinks the transcript this little snippet came from is COMPLETELY wrong! He wasn’t Burt Reynolds…he was Turd Ferguson!  
After crossing Burt’s name out I feel MUCH better about this little piece of comedy gold!

Burt Reynolds: Turd Ferguson: Yeah well, why don’t you give me, ah.. why don’tcha give me Ape Tit for $200.

Alex Trebek: It’s not “Ape Tit.” It’s A Petit.. [ shakes head ] ..never mind! Let’s just go to “Animal Sounds” for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [ Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery.

Methinks the transcript this little snippet came from is COMPLETELY wrong! He wasn’t Burt Reynolds…he was Turd Ferguson! 

After crossing Burt’s name out I feel MUCH better about this little piece of comedy gold!

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